IF...

If I were a month, I’d be July [life has shown me to have a strange affinity for the month]

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday

If I were a time of day, I'd be twilight

If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a clam

If I were a direction, I’d be left

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a desk

If I were a liquid, I’d be a solvent

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby (total art by accident btw)

If I were a tree, I’d be a sweetgum [Google it!]

If I were a tool, I’d be a level

If I were a flower, I’d be a marigold

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a stationary front

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano

If I were a color, I’d be cerulean blue

If I were an emotion, I’d be invidiousness

If I were a fruit, I’d be a clementine

If I were a sound, I’d be a whisper

If I were an element, I’d be iodine

If I were a car, I’d be a utilitarian one

If I were a food, I’d be chicken Rice-A-Roni

If I were a place, I’d be some :-P

If I were a material, I’d be a catalyst

If I were a taste, I’d be bittersweet

If I were a scent, I’d be duplicating fluid

If I were an object, I’d be a piggy bank

If I were a body part, I'd be a kneecap

If I were a facial expression, I’d be rumination

If I were a song, I’d be "Get It Right the First Time" by Billy Joel

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be sneakers

(originally posted to That Other Journal on May 17, 2011)