If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Of
course especially since I don't believe in ghosts. The only thing
that's making me think I ought to pass on this offer is the word
"supposedly"...it makes me feel like this whole thing will turn out to
be a trap...a deadly trap...
If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
I
would trade places with someone living since trading places with
someone who's dead doesn't make me think I'd be able to do much of
anything. :-)
If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive/desirable, would you do it?
Hell yes! I'm ugly already. Why wouldn't I do this? Where do I sign up?
Whom do you admire and why?
I don't know. This isn't a question I've ever given much thought to.
What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
A Kitten: a poem by Eleanor Farjeon. It was always the last one before going to bed. :-)
You're walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Take out my cellphone and call the fire department. This is not a job for me.
If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
No
What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
I haven't taken any prescription drugs with any fun side effects
What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
Taking
a couple of Benadryl about an hour after getting up on my day off for
my apparent allergies only to discover that they make you REALLY tired...basically ruined my day off. And for those of you who know me, you know the actual answer to this question.
As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
Tell me again how exactly I know that this suitcase is filled with money...
If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Of course. What would their having AIDS have to do with my decision to hang out with someone or not?
In front of you are ten pistols, five of which are loaded. If you
survive you'd receive one hundred million dollars. Would you be willing
to place one to your head and pull the trigger?
Of course. This
question is poorly worded so I would simply place the gun to the back of
my head backwards so even if it's loaded, it'd likely only affect my
hearing and the recoil might knock me out but whatever at that point,
right? Although I'm again sensing a trick...these may not necessarily be
U.S. dollars...or even if they are, they might be cancelled notes. :-)
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Twenty-four.....
Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
No, no, and no
If you could live forever, would you want to?
We'd have to discuss terms first. If I'm gonna end up like Tithonus, then hell no.
Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
Ikari Shinji
If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
Do
I get to take things back with me? That makes a big difference to me.
Then again...done right, I suppose I could bury it somewhere for later
recovery :-)
If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
I would have to. I can't be in support of the death penalty and then turn my back to its application.
If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
Sure.
My plan to get the two parties to work together would be to veto
everything. Since it takes two-thirds of the House and Senate to
override a Presidential veto and no party I think has ever held such a
majority, they'd have to work together to get things done. Even if it
passes with the requisite two-thirds, I think I would veto it anyway to
call their bluff. :-)
If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
Let the first one be random, and the second one can be the other sex.
Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
Having
the latter helps with the former. But while money does not bring
happiness, it does bring freedom...so I'll take wealthy. :-)
(originally posted to That Other Journal on February 5, 2010)
Whatever you read here, please, don't try to find any sense. Any salient points made and supportable claims found are entirely coincidental and/or made in error and should not be taken as indications that I am capable of performing critical analysis or having informed opinions. I am an undereducated buffoon whose only saving grace is his ability to spell.
Friday, February 5, 2010
RAN to the DUMB
Do you eat eggs?
Very rarely
Have you ever been to Iowa?
No
What did you last eat?
Ghiradelli chocolate chips
Do you hold grudges?
No. You need henchmen to hold grudges. ;-)
Have you ever tried illegal drugs?
No
Do you care about politics?
To a certain extent, but generally no
Have you ever dyed your hair?
No, and I don't plan on it either
Have you ever dated someone way older than you?
That would imply that I have actually dated
Have you ever been in a play?
No
Do you like clowns?
They're whatever
Does your mom fart in front of you?
Not that I know of :-)
Did you ever trip over your shoe laces?
No, but I had these boots once with these metal things that would hook the loops of my knots every so often causing me to nearly fall until I crushed them flat against the boot with pliers
Ever had your driver's license suspended?
Uh...no
What is your favorite ice cream?
It's a toss-up between chocolate chip mint and the Breyer's one with Oreo cookie bits
Have you ever had a wart?
No
What do you wear to bed?
Sweatshirt and sweatpants
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?
This again implies that I have had a girlfriend that I could cheat on in the first place
Do you know what your IQ is?
No
What do you eat for breakfast?
Cereal or oatmeal
How many children do you want?
Two or three
What is the last book you read? Was it good?
Dennis Miller: The Rants. It made me laugh so I'll say yes
Have you answered all of these questions honestly so far?
Yup.
Have you ever kissed someone who smoked?
No but it's not from a lack of trying
Have you ever been drunk?
No
Do you have brown shoes?
No
Have you ever touched an elephant?
Not that I know of
What is your favorite sexual position?
Uh...any?
Have you ever spent the night in the hospital?
Yes
Has anyone ever under-estimated your intelligence?
Yes
Could you date someone of another religion?
Assuming I'll ever be dating in the first place, it is practically guaranteed that she will be of a different religion from me
Do you have any siblings? Are they older/younger?
Yes and younger
What is one thing that all of your ex's have in common?
They don't exist.
What was your first pet?
Three goldfish: King, Medium, and Tiny. Tiny would swim into the bubble aerator and be lifted near the surface of the tank before swimming away and doing it again. King leapt from the tank once but was saved in time.
Where were you born?
In a hospital...
Have you ever moved to a different state?
Yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?
One time badly...eleven times if you want to get liberal about it
Do you believe in soul mates?
I don't believe in destiny like that so I have to answer no to this question
Have you ever lived in a house with a basement?
Yes, several.
Do you have any pets?
Not currently living with me
What cell phone carrier do you have?
Fucking Verizon
Do you like Propel?
I drink tap water. It's stupid to pay for bottled water
Why does it get dark at night?
A lack of sunlight reflecting off the ground and sky...or is this the set-up for a joke?
When you blow your nose do you look at it?
Yes either to see what it was that was bothering me so much or to check for blood
Do you take showers at night or in the morning?
Technically at night but relative to me, it's the morning
Why do people call you the nickname they call you?
Because there was already another person with my name in the group I was a part of in college
Ever thought you were pregnant and you really weren't?
I'm gonna guess that I was not the target audience for this survey...
What's the third text in your InBox?
No
What is your mom's drink of choice?
I don't know...water? coffee?
Do you still watch kids channels?
No
Are you listening to anything at the moment?
The Opie and Anthony Show
What was your last phone call about?
I was confirming that I had set up an account correctly
Want to get something off your chest?
Not in this forum
Do you look your age?
No one ever believes that I am thirty-one. They always assume I look younger.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
That depends on whether or not I would be a visitor or would be inhabiting my body at that time
Anything good happening tomorrow?
Yes, but I am unable to attend cuz I can't do weekend things pretty much ever
Have you ever gone a week without sleeping?
I don't believe that that is even possible to do
Do you walk off when someone pulls a camera out?
No, because that will only draw more attention to yourself
Look to your left, what do you see?
A memory foam pillow in a light blue casing
How many Top Friends do you have on Facebook?
The maximum Facebook will allow me to show: twelve. I wish it could be eighteen.
If someone hated you, would you want to know about it?
Sure. That way I wouldn't be wasting my time on them
Ever pretended to be sick?
Yes
Are your parents reasonable?
I would have to say so
(originally posted to That Other Journal on February 5, 2010)
Very rarely
Have you ever been to Iowa?
No
What did you last eat?
Ghiradelli chocolate chips
Do you hold grudges?
No. You need henchmen to hold grudges. ;-)
Have you ever tried illegal drugs?
No
Do you care about politics?
To a certain extent, but generally no
Have you ever dyed your hair?
No, and I don't plan on it either
Have you ever dated someone way older than you?
That would imply that I have actually dated
Have you ever been in a play?
No
Do you like clowns?
They're whatever
Does your mom fart in front of you?
Not that I know of :-)
Did you ever trip over your shoe laces?
No, but I had these boots once with these metal things that would hook the loops of my knots every so often causing me to nearly fall until I crushed them flat against the boot with pliers
Ever had your driver's license suspended?
Uh...no
What is your favorite ice cream?
It's a toss-up between chocolate chip mint and the Breyer's one with Oreo cookie bits
Have you ever had a wart?
No
What do you wear to bed?
Sweatshirt and sweatpants
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?
This again implies that I have had a girlfriend that I could cheat on in the first place
Do you know what your IQ is?
No
What do you eat for breakfast?
Cereal or oatmeal
How many children do you want?
Two or three
What is the last book you read? Was it good?
Dennis Miller: The Rants. It made me laugh so I'll say yes
Have you answered all of these questions honestly so far?
Yup.
Have you ever kissed someone who smoked?
No but it's not from a lack of trying
Have you ever been drunk?
No
Do you have brown shoes?
No
Have you ever touched an elephant?
Not that I know of
What is your favorite sexual position?
Uh...any?
Have you ever spent the night in the hospital?
Yes
Has anyone ever under-estimated your intelligence?
Yes
Could you date someone of another religion?
Assuming I'll ever be dating in the first place, it is practically guaranteed that she will be of a different religion from me
Do you have any siblings? Are they older/younger?
Yes and younger
What is one thing that all of your ex's have in common?
They don't exist.
What was your first pet?
Three goldfish: King, Medium, and Tiny. Tiny would swim into the bubble aerator and be lifted near the surface of the tank before swimming away and doing it again. King leapt from the tank once but was saved in time.
Where were you born?
In a hospital...
Have you ever moved to a different state?
Yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?
One time badly...eleven times if you want to get liberal about it
Do you believe in soul mates?
I don't believe in destiny like that so I have to answer no to this question
Have you ever lived in a house with a basement?
Yes, several.
Do you have any pets?
Not currently living with me
What cell phone carrier do you have?
Fucking Verizon
Do you like Propel?
I drink tap water. It's stupid to pay for bottled water
Why does it get dark at night?
A lack of sunlight reflecting off the ground and sky...or is this the set-up for a joke?
When you blow your nose do you look at it?
Yes either to see what it was that was bothering me so much or to check for blood
Do you take showers at night or in the morning?
Technically at night but relative to me, it's the morning
Why do people call you the nickname they call you?
Because there was already another person with my name in the group I was a part of in college
Ever thought you were pregnant and you really weren't?
I'm gonna guess that I was not the target audience for this survey...
What's the third text in your InBox?
No
What is your mom's drink of choice?
I don't know...water? coffee?
Do you still watch kids channels?
No
Are you listening to anything at the moment?
The Opie and Anthony Show
What was your last phone call about?
I was confirming that I had set up an account correctly
Want to get something off your chest?
Not in this forum
Do you look your age?
No one ever believes that I am thirty-one. They always assume I look younger.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
That depends on whether or not I would be a visitor or would be inhabiting my body at that time
Anything good happening tomorrow?
Yes, but I am unable to attend cuz I can't do weekend things pretty much ever
Have you ever gone a week without sleeping?
I don't believe that that is even possible to do
Do you walk off when someone pulls a camera out?
No, because that will only draw more attention to yourself
Look to your left, what do you see?
A memory foam pillow in a light blue casing
How many Top Friends do you have on Facebook?
The maximum Facebook will allow me to show: twelve. I wish it could be eighteen.
If someone hated you, would you want to know about it?
Sure. That way I wouldn't be wasting my time on them
Ever pretended to be sick?
Yes
Are your parents reasonable?
I would have to say so
(originally posted to That Other Journal on February 5, 2010)
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY WHEN I WAS TEN...
Back when I was still living in my childhood home, this gag dub of a Japanese Super Sentai series aired on the USA network. I remember watching it so many times that I practically had it memorized. While I'm glad to have found it, the years have not been kind on it. I'll admit I'm kinda doing the finger pull on the collar while watching all the while acknowledging that some of the lines are actually still funny ["But you're dead!" - "No, you're wrong. I'm almost sure of it!"] though the soundtrack is the true winner in the whole thing [and I say that without irony]
Enjoy...if you can...
Dynaman: Episode 3 "Day of the Dolphin"
(originally posted to That Other Journal on February 3, 2010)
Enjoy...if you can...
Dynaman: Episode 3 "Day of the Dolphin"
(originally posted to That Other Journal on February 3, 2010)
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
ONE OF THOSE MORNINGS...
When was the last time you threw up?
Many years ago. It's a thankfully infrequent occurrence.
What's your favorite word or phrase?
I like words which kinda sound like what they mean (e.g. asinine, irritate, peon, and titillate)
Name 3 people who made you smile today?
I don't even think I've spoken to three people yet...and I've been up for thirteen hours!
What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning?
Listening the Opie and Anthony Show and responding to Mystic's comments
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
A different survey while listening to the Opie and Anthony Show
What is your favorite holiday?
Independence Day and its attendant fireworks are all I really look forward to anymore... :-/
Have you ever been to another country?
I was in Canada when I was ten.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"When they come around" ^_^
What is the best ice cream flavor?
Whichever of the following two are available: Chocolate chip mint or Breyer's vanilla with Oreo cookie bits
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Pepsi
What are you wearing right now?
My dark grey sweatshirt and sweatpants
What was the last thing you ate?
Ritz crackers
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No
When was the last time you ran?
I try not to do that. I'm built for walking, not running. :-)
What's the last sporting event you watched?
I think it was part of last year's Super Bowl or am I supposed to say "Big Game" on here? Ugh...
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
My collegetown so I could take a look around again... :-)
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on Facebook?
Mystic
Ever go camping?
Yes, when I was very young so don't go looking to me for survival tips!
Do you have a tan?
You're kidding, right?
Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
No
What is your guilty pleasure?
Based on what I own...Cyndi Lauper, The Cardigans, and Merril Bainbridge
Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
With 40+% of all text messages ending up misunderstood by their recipients, yes... I use them a lot to give at least some indication of how to read the comment in the even of a misunderstanding. Now if I could only refrain from using pronouns since it has come to my attention on more than one occasion that people do not seek their antecedents before responding angrily.
Do you drink your soda from a straw?
My 20+ cavities highly endorse continuing this practice...
What did your last text message say?
Verizon telling me that my bill is available for viewing online... sigh...
Are you someone's best friend?
I certainly hope so!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Ugh...work...ugh...
Where is your mom right now?
Mom is very likely at work right now
Look to your left, what do you see?
The venetian blind obscuring my window
What color is your watch?
The watch Dad unwittingly gave me is a brassy-golden color
What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Good friends to the United States who don't get nearly enough respect for that fact
Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes
What is your birthstone?
Sapphire
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I go in and sit down seeing as how I probably walked there in the first place
Do you have any friends on Facebook that you actually hate?
No...why would I "friend" someone I hate?
Do you have a dog?
No
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Bronx
Any plans today?
Laundry, vacuuming, and the LOST premiere
Are you happy?
No
Where are you right now?
It's the title of a Beach Boys song
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Why are the rules for IRA's and Keough's so fucking complicated? They can't be looking out for the consumer...
Last song listened to?
"Greeting Committee" by The Pillbugs
Last movie you saw?
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Are you allergic to anything?
A lack of sleep apparently
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My sneakers? But can they really be my favorite if that's all I really have to wear?
Are you jealous of anyone?
I'm sure I am
Are you married?
No... :-(
Is anyone jealous of you?
That'd be the day...
Do any of your friends have children?
Of my close friends, no.
Do you eat healthy?
Probably not
What do you usually do during the day?
Waste far too much of my time on the internet, listen to the Opie and Anthony Show, and eat my dinner before going to bed
Do you hate anyone right now?
I usually don't hate anyone...
Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Comes with the job
How many kids do you want when you're older?
I'm already "older" and two/three
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Thirty-two
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes
How did u get one of your scars?
Surgery
(originally posted in That Other Journal on February 2, 2010)
Many years ago. It's a thankfully infrequent occurrence.
What's your favorite word or phrase?
I like words which kinda sound like what they mean (e.g. asinine, irritate, peon, and titillate)
Name 3 people who made you smile today?
I don't even think I've spoken to three people yet...and I've been up for thirteen hours!
What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning?
Listening the Opie and Anthony Show and responding to Mystic's comments
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
A different survey while listening to the Opie and Anthony Show
What is your favorite holiday?
Independence Day and its attendant fireworks are all I really look forward to anymore... :-/
Have you ever been to another country?
I was in Canada when I was ten.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"When they come around" ^_^
What is the best ice cream flavor?
Whichever of the following two are available: Chocolate chip mint or Breyer's vanilla with Oreo cookie bits
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Pepsi
What are you wearing right now?
My dark grey sweatshirt and sweatpants
What was the last thing you ate?
Ritz crackers
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No
When was the last time you ran?
I try not to do that. I'm built for walking, not running. :-)
What's the last sporting event you watched?
I think it was part of last year's Super Bowl or am I supposed to say "Big Game" on here? Ugh...
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
My collegetown so I could take a look around again... :-)
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on Facebook?
Mystic
Ever go camping?
Yes, when I was very young so don't go looking to me for survival tips!
Do you have a tan?
You're kidding, right?
Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
No
What is your guilty pleasure?
Based on what I own...Cyndi Lauper, The Cardigans, and Merril Bainbridge
Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
With 40+% of all text messages ending up misunderstood by their recipients, yes... I use them a lot to give at least some indication of how to read the comment in the even of a misunderstanding. Now if I could only refrain from using pronouns since it has come to my attention on more than one occasion that people do not seek their antecedents before responding angrily.
Do you drink your soda from a straw?
My 20+ cavities highly endorse continuing this practice...
What did your last text message say?
Verizon telling me that my bill is available for viewing online... sigh...
Are you someone's best friend?
I certainly hope so!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Ugh...work...ugh...
Where is your mom right now?
Mom is very likely at work right now
Look to your left, what do you see?
The venetian blind obscuring my window
What color is your watch?
The watch Dad unwittingly gave me is a brassy-golden color
What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Good friends to the United States who don't get nearly enough respect for that fact
Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes
What is your birthstone?
Sapphire
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I go in and sit down seeing as how I probably walked there in the first place
Do you have any friends on Facebook that you actually hate?
No...why would I "friend" someone I hate?
Do you have a dog?
No
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Bronx
Any plans today?
Laundry, vacuuming, and the LOST premiere
Are you happy?
No
Where are you right now?
It's the title of a Beach Boys song
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Why are the rules for IRA's and Keough's so fucking complicated? They can't be looking out for the consumer...
Last song listened to?
"Greeting Committee" by The Pillbugs
Last movie you saw?
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Are you allergic to anything?
A lack of sleep apparently
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My sneakers? But can they really be my favorite if that's all I really have to wear?
Are you jealous of anyone?
I'm sure I am
Are you married?
No... :-(
Is anyone jealous of you?
That'd be the day...
Do any of your friends have children?
Of my close friends, no.
Do you eat healthy?
Probably not
What do you usually do during the day?
Waste far too much of my time on the internet, listen to the Opie and Anthony Show, and eat my dinner before going to bed
Do you hate anyone right now?
I usually don't hate anyone...
Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Comes with the job
How many kids do you want when you're older?
I'm already "older" and two/three
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Thirty-two
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes
How did u get one of your scars?
Surgery
(originally posted in That Other Journal on February 2, 2010)
BORED PEOPLE ARE BORING PEOPLE
If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
Sheets, covers, two pillows, a tissue box, and the clothes I plan to wear later today
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
That entirely depends on whether anyone is home or not
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Folded and neatly arranged
Sleep on your back or stomach?
I start on my back and end up on my side
Are you a cuddler?
I'd like to be but that would require having someone to cuddle now wouldn't it?
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Spare sheets, some boxes, my disassembled fan, two carrying bags, and a bayonet
Something that happened today that made you angry?
I overslept?
What were you doing before this survey?
Responding to a question Mystic had asked
What will you do after the survey?
Likely more of the same :-)
Marriage or living together?
Start with the latter while working on the former
What shirt are you wearing now?
My dark grey sweatshirt
Do you sing?
I sing along to songs, yes; but they're all private concerts :-)
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
I don't de-label any of my bottles
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I hide them and I must do so well as very, very few people have ever correctly guessed what I'm feeling based on my behavior at the time
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
I have a lifetime's worth
First thing you do when you wake up?
Turn off the alarm
Ever had surgery?
Yes
Last argument you got into with?
My supervisor at work...it got me sent home early too!
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Holy fuck you already asked this question! Way to edit...
What's one good thing about your best friend?
She's stuck by me despite myself :-)
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Over an hour
Current song on MySpace?
"Greeting Committee" by The Pillbugs
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
No. Knowing the snooze alarm will go off again in nine minutes isn't conducive to falling back asleep
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
No
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
A bobble-head doll of the Talky Tina doll from that episode of the Twilight Zone
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
I try not to look forward to anything since every time I do, except for one time, I've always been disappointed and/or had my hopes dashed
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Not anyone since I'm either at work at that hour and since I hardly ever receive texts
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
Sleeping because I have to be at work that night
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
I continue to plead the fifth :-)
Your Christmas list consists of?
Small things and replacement things since I don't have the space to store anything anymore
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
I haven't worn jeans for a long, long time so I wouldn't know. Mystic, what store would I go to first? :-P
How do you feel about your hair?
Usually with my fingers... ;-)
What movie is in your DVD player?
I always take the DVD's out before turning the player off
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
My Hometown or my collegetown
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
I guess more than somewhat since that's a major initial component to attraction
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
After actually reading the instructions on my 1040A, I discovered that I would be getting a refund afterall. To reckless spending!
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Three with a few working their way up the chain
What would you change about your life right now?
Getting the past fifteen years of my life back would be a good start...
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Realized hope
(originally posted in That Other Journal on February 2, 2010)
Sheets, covers, two pillows, a tissue box, and the clothes I plan to wear later today
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
That entirely depends on whether anyone is home or not
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Folded and neatly arranged
Sleep on your back or stomach?
I start on my back and end up on my side
Are you a cuddler?
I'd like to be but that would require having someone to cuddle now wouldn't it?
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Spare sheets, some boxes, my disassembled fan, two carrying bags, and a bayonet
Something that happened today that made you angry?
I overslept?
What were you doing before this survey?
Responding to a question Mystic had asked
What will you do after the survey?
Likely more of the same :-)
Marriage or living together?
Start with the latter while working on the former
What shirt are you wearing now?
My dark grey sweatshirt
Do you sing?
I sing along to songs, yes; but they're all private concerts :-)
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
I don't de-label any of my bottles
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I hide them and I must do so well as very, very few people have ever correctly guessed what I'm feeling based on my behavior at the time
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
I have a lifetime's worth
First thing you do when you wake up?
Turn off the alarm
Ever had surgery?
Yes
Last argument you got into with?
My supervisor at work...it got me sent home early too!
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Holy fuck you already asked this question! Way to edit...
What's one good thing about your best friend?
She's stuck by me despite myself :-)
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Over an hour
Current song on MySpace?
"Greeting Committee" by The Pillbugs
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
No. Knowing the snooze alarm will go off again in nine minutes isn't conducive to falling back asleep
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
No
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
A bobble-head doll of the Talky Tina doll from that episode of the Twilight Zone
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
I try not to look forward to anything since every time I do, except for one time, I've always been disappointed and/or had my hopes dashed
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Not anyone since I'm either at work at that hour and since I hardly ever receive texts
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
Sleeping because I have to be at work that night
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
I continue to plead the fifth :-)
Your Christmas list consists of?
Small things and replacement things since I don't have the space to store anything anymore
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
I haven't worn jeans for a long, long time so I wouldn't know. Mystic, what store would I go to first? :-P
How do you feel about your hair?
Usually with my fingers... ;-)
What movie is in your DVD player?
I always take the DVD's out before turning the player off
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
My Hometown or my collegetown
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
I guess more than somewhat since that's a major initial component to attraction
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
After actually reading the instructions on my 1040A, I discovered that I would be getting a refund afterall. To reckless spending!
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Three with a few working their way up the chain
What would you change about your life right now?
Getting the past fifteen years of my life back would be a good start...
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Realized hope
(originally posted in That Other Journal on February 2, 2010)