LINE OF THE DAY, part XXVII

      I saw this comment today in a brilliant Cracked article written by David Wong called "5 Ways to Spot a B.S. Political Story in Under 10 Seconds." Seriously...read it. It's fucking awesome.

     Anyways, in the always amusing comments section, I came upon this post made by JPR776:

"What we really need is some form of virus that can attack the servers hosting these stories and surreptitiously insert the letters "ir" into any story about political gaffes. Then, those headlines would be a lot more entertaining. (and no less accurate, oddly enough...) For instance, here's what today's Google news headlines would look like:

Obama's Giraffe Hints at Hidden Agenda
Jerry Brown Sees Giraffes as Key to Election
Romney Campaign Giraffe Reeks of Desperation
Without Santorum, We Face a Giraffe Shortage
Romney's 2007 Bin Laden Giraffe Comes Back to Haunt Him
France's Sarkozy admits Fukushima Nuclear Giraffe"

      Crackedinator responded to this comment with, "Not only does Japan have Godzilla but now they have a Nuclear Giraffe as well?! Where will it end? Where will it end?"