Saturday, February 26, 2011

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT, part XX



"New in Town" by Little Boots

Click on the link below the posted video to see the actual '80s-inspired video made for this song.

Another MUZAK-at-work-inspired entry. I should probably mention (why not?, it's only been twenty entries thus far) that I own all the songs I've posted in this series :-)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

MORE FILLER MATERIAL

      I saw this posted on someecards.com the other day. It both made me laugh and got me annoyed because I hadn't thought of it first :-)


     I think his mistake though was charging for this "service". I would happily do so not only for free, but pay for the date (as any man should) too. :-P

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

OBAMA REALLY NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR, part II

      A quick foray into politics again. This time about the budget.

      Simply put, I am what I guess would be referred to as a deficit hawk. I don't like the idea of being in debt at all though I will grant allowances for both emergencies and investments. Personally I don't think the United States should be allowed to run budget deficits except during declared wars and economic depressions. Since neither situation is politically palatable, it's something that would rarely come up.

      Despite what you may think, the United States is not at war. War has not been declared by Congress since the 1940s. That would mean, under my rules, the Korean Conflict, the Cold War, Vietnam, the first Gulf War, the Kosovo action, Afghanistan, and the second Gulf War (as well as any of the various minor insurgencies like Somalia that the USA has conducted over the years) would all had to have been paid for up front either through raised overall taxes or surtaxes whereas World Wars I & II could have been paid for through bond programs and promissory notes.

      Our last economic depression was in the 1930s so the huge deficits of the past decades  would also not have been permitted.

       Now, I'm not a total hard-ass on this stuff. I understand investments. Things like highways (and roads in general) are designed to last for a certain number of years before replacement so setting up a bond program to pay for the building of the Interstate Highway System would have been totally justified, setting up a bond program to electrify the nation would have been totally justified, setting up a bond program to build sewer systems would have been totally justified, but setting up the TARP fund to bail out banks whose greed and arrogance caused them to fuck up so badly as to put the US economy into a tailspin however, would not have been justified for deficit spending. The current military engagements in Afghanistan and Iraq are not justified under my rules for deficit spending since no formal Declaration of War has been issued. I don't care if declaring war sounds quaint these days, it's the Constitutional duty and SOLE authority of Congress to do so. Passing legislation effectively delegating the decision to the President by authorizing the use of force sounds Unconstitutional to me. And while I'm annoyed that President Obama did not order a full retreat upon entering office, that's not the point of this uneducated rant.

       The Republicans, after decades of deficit spending on their watch, are suddenly against deficits again and all they wanna cut are bullshit programs that don't add up to nearly enough to reduce deficits or even eliminate them. They're not suggesting the return of "PayGo" either. While it's fairly clear at this point that their real agenda is a careful blend of hypocrisy, misogyny, and fucking the poor, no one is effectively calling them out on it. Now, I'm not suggesting that they be openly accused of hating women, no. They've made it a campaign platform that deficits are killing America, blah, blah, blah. Well, the New York Times several months ago presented a kind of game to allowing the reader to "Fix the Budget". They provided a list of options and such and I personally had no problem not only reducing the budget but eliminating it entirely and putting the US back in the black. I personally have no problems with raising taxes (they offered Clinton-era rates) and cutting the military down to size (I'm personally very annoyed to know we currently have troops stationed in over 150 countries...no, the US is not an empire, not at all *rolls eyes*) among other things.

       What I don't get is, why not play chicken with these hypocritical Republicans and present to them a balanced budget? Hell, use the NY Times game to help figure it out. Balance the budget through a mix of tax hikes and budget cuts and balance it THIS YEAR, not ten years down the road and certainly none of this "we'll halve the deficit in ten years" bullshit. What's that supposed to mean? We're never gonna pay our bills? Balance the budget this year and fucking challenge these deficit-hawk hypocrites to not pass it. All their hemming and hawing about how the deficits are killing America - make them admit they're hypocrites. They'd have to pass it or admit that it's all bullshit.

      Am I the only one who wants to play politics these days? Some days I really wish I were electable...and had a metal plate in my head like Shishio to protect against my likely assassins.

Turns out you can do it with cuts alone. I raised no taxes nor did I restore any old rates. Just cuts. See here.


This is what I personally would prefer. See here. If you would like me to explain the reasoning behind anything I've chosen, ask me in a comment.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT, part XIX



"Under the Water" by Merril Bainbridge

I like the description on YouTube. It points out that this song peaked at #4 in Australia but only reached #91 in the United States. Well, I guess there's no accounting for taste ^_^

This is the second track off The Garden. The track "Mouth" was the more famous of the two singles. In fact, I'm only finding out today that "Under the Water" was actually a single (yes, I own the album).

Good luck getting this song out of your head :-)

Friday, February 18, 2011

THOUGHTS I NORMALLY KEEP IN MY HEAD, part VI

      I guess I ought to be making specific tags for these entries to make it easier for me and my imagined1 readers to read my various serial entries?

      The other day I noticed by accident that my eyes see differently or more accurately, I finally comprehended something that I had been suspicious about for some time now. I was bored and sitting in such a way that one of my hands was covering my right eye. Both eyes were still open, but I could now only see from my left eye. And it was strange, but I swear that I was perceiving the world more possessively...more...selfishly. I felt more negatively emotional, more self-aware, more focused, more arrogant, more spiteful, more intuitive, more...certain of things. And when I removed my hand, things felt normal again. It was weird, so naturally I got curious and did it again producing the same results.

       I switched eyes and then noticed I saw the world more calmly. I felt a greater sense of compassion and desire to understand. I also notice that looking at the world through only my right eye leaves me feeling weary (whereas the left eye view leaves me feeling spirited) and with a sense of sadness. I feel more responsible (in the sense of knowing what needs to be done) but it doesn't come with a sense of urgency; but rather, being burdensome.

      I've also noticed that I've been seeing the world lately more through my right eye and that it seems to be coincidentally linked to my recent rise in my overall mental state (now about two months old). Usually I feel myself left-eye dominant. I'm not using dominant correctly I don't think because every test I take suggests I am right-eye dominant. What I am referring to here is the sense of which eye I'm actually seeing from. Yes, we see through both eyes, but I've noticed that I feel as though I'm seeing more, or rather, that one eye is taking on a greater sense of the seeing leaving the other eye simply to fill out the view. When I would  feel my left eye as dominant, covering it up as described in previous paragraphs gave me the sensation of straining to see whereas leaving only the dominant eye uncovered, aside from removing depth-perception, produced no such feeling of strain (this strain/unstrained feeling is in addition to the senses described previously).  Nowadays, my right eye feels as though it is doing the work of seeing and the left eye is in support. In the past week, I've had two minor depressions (both lasting less than a day - one, in fact, lasted only six hours), and in each of those two instances, I've noticed my vision "shifting" to the left eye. I'm also "left-eyed" when angry.

      It's bizarre and I don't understand it considering that my brain's two hemispheres are connected so while each eye is connected to either side of the brain, the halves share information so it's not like one side can keep information from the other. There seems to be research that has been done which corroborates (albeit less insanely) what I'm feeling although I am cautious to apply it too liberally to what I have been writing about this entry.

      The left eye wishes to bring about suffering. The right eye, understanding. The left eye (right brain) "feels" like it is being oppressed by the right eye (left brain) and yearns to be separated from it. The left eye is the willing villain. The right eye is the reluctant hero which would endeavor to stop the left eye if the left eye could ever get a body of its own.

      The trouble with all this is that it's hard to pay attention to what it is I'm doing without risking affecting the results or worse, playing to the results. Nevertheless, I will try to notice when I'm talking to someone, which eye I'm using dominantly while speaking to them. I find I prefer being to the left of Digby when speaking to her and that would correspond to my right eye (something I've read recently suggests that I am doing myself no favors preferring to speak to her from that side); that I prefer holding the phone to my left ear which makes it harder for my left eye to see since my hand is now visible blocking some of its view; that when I'm confrontationally mad at someone, that I prefer to face them, keeping them slightly to the left of my field of view (ideal for the left eye);  and that when I'm mad but don't want there to be a yelling fight; but rather, a more "reasoned" one, I'll either keep the person to my right peripheral field or if I must face them, keep my head down with the left side tilted slightly downward (ideal or at least better for the right eye).

      I wonder now how I handle ordinary conversation? For those of you who actually speak to me face-to-face, try to notice which eye I'm looking at you with as it just may indicate the trustworthiness of the advice I am offering. Something fun to keep in mind, for the future.....


1 I'm referring to people who may have found this blog and not those who were told about it

LINE OF THE DAY, part IX

      I stumbled upon a Wiki page of Anonymous quotes (use them with impunity folks!) while seeking proper attribution of the line "Don't take life too seriously...you'll never get out of it alive" when something I remembered hearing from a comedian while in college came to mind. This exchange, attributed to the movie Play It Again Sam, was found in the commentary on this site. (and for the record, it seems there is no source for the quote I was searching for)

      This made me laugh out loud. I am now seriously considering seeing this movie simply because of this exchange alone.

Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollack, isn't it?
Museum Girl: Yes, it is.
Allan: What does it say to you?
Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

PROTRACTED ABSTRACTION ATTRACTS DISTRACTION...

      Digby's car has been repaired so it's now or I'm a coward. She's heading out to work soon and gets out at midnight. RedMom is in a relay position.

      The plan is simple: at around 10 p.m., text Digby and assertively ask her to join me tonight at a local diner for coffee [I don't drink coffee but I'm stuck with the expression] and follow it up immediately with a text to RedMom telling her that I had done so allowing her to follow-up if need be. And yes, I admit that I am nervous to do so. That's the trouble with me: everything's in my head - it's all hypotheses, conceptions, and abstractions with little reality to back it all up. I also feel a bit like Wile E. Coyote as well: I'm so used to the pursuit that I have not put any thought into what comes next after the endgame is achieved. My history suggests that I needn't worry about such things yet it still makes me nervous the thought of being caught wholly unprepared.

      That being said, I fully expect her to either not respond to my text at all or to decline the invitation. I have low prospects (given our history) of success so I am braced for that impact. I am not, however, braced for a resounding, hope-killing no which I find strange given that I am indeed a coward. You'd think anything that would actually keep me from knowing for sure exactly how unprepared I am for dating anyone let alone her; anything that would allow me to maintain the illusion, unadulterated by reality, that I can in fact enter into a relationship would be welcomed but yet, it's not, and the past three attempts threw me into ever-lengthening sinusoidal depressions whose peaks barely crossed the threshold into positivity. Something tells me that an ultimate rejection now would actually come across as a relief rather than another soul-shattering experience and again, I find that strange given that I currently have no Secondaries and haven't had any since the inception of the Digby crush.

      Either way, I look at the clock now and see I have six hours to go...





ADDENDUM: For those of you who bet on her not responding to my text at all, you win. I sent a tentative text asking her to confirm what I already knew namely, "When are you getting off work tonight? Midnight?". An affirmative response would've yielded the invitation text. Never got to happen. I didn't text RedMom since nothing happened. The plan was to inform her after Digby had said yes just so I could get an idea of whether Digby would actually be coming or if she would stand me up again. I'll see how our next few encounters at work go. If she doesn't try to stop me, next Tuesday, I'll be going straight for the invitation. After that, if nothing, I'll have to give up. I can't think of anything else... I'm fine right now because I expected this outcome. We'll see how I am next Tuesday...

Saturday, February 12, 2011

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT, part XVIII



"Let's Get Back" by No Doubt

The second track off No Doubt's debut album, the one nobody's heard of. The one which the band itself must disavow as the only taste of it they permitted on their best of release was "Trapped in a Box"which is a marginal song at best but I guess they believed in it since they committed to a video so what do I know? The album was No Doubt when it was still Eric Stefani's band. Eric Stefani used to do animation work for The Simpsons (among other projects) before committing to the band that he would ultimately be pushed out of when they made it big. I'd feel bad for him, but Tragic Kingdom is leagues better than No Doubt's eponymous debut. Even so, the song I'm featuring I think is good albeit goofy-sounding, "Sad For Me" is interesting, and the track "Sometimes" I think showed where the band was going musically. There's also a cute track called "Paulina" that Eric sort-of sings on with Gwen repeating "Paulina" over and over again. (Have I linked every track yet? Holy crap...)

I think whenever I answer those online surveys I will have to make Gwen Stefani my celebrity crush. Damn she's mesmerizing! Especially in "Sweet Escape" (another link!). Who the fuck says blue eyes are the sexiest? Dark eyes rule. Stop looking at me like that way Gwen! I'm weak to that kinda stuff!

Friday, February 11, 2011

JUST A THOUGHT ABOUT STAR TREK

      The other day I actually had the living room to myself for an entire evening (surprise!). I was waiting for someone to show up. She was delayed considerably longer than I thought so I ended up watching (by chance) one of my favorite Malcolm in the Middle episodes "Emancipation", the entire cable-edited version of the movie Zoolander (for the first time by the way. How old is that film that I only saw it now?) and finally an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

      The episode was called "Unnatural Selection" and while ultimately resolved with no one on the Enterprise being killed, the same could not be said for the starship crew encountered in the Introduction, all of whom had died from old age. The old age turned out to be a disease caused by what I guess would be artificial humans on a research colony (I say "artificial" as they were built from scratch and given enhanced immune systems, the very same immune systems which were hyperaggressive enough to mutate a minor sickness one of the crewmembers of the ill-fated starship had brought with them causing them all to age rapidly). But the show itself is not anything special, it just happened to be the one I watched that night. The thought I had was one I've had before, and that is I think they've been getting the format of Star Trek wrong all these years.

      Star Trek is supposed to be about mankind's expansion to the stars and its inherent wonders, mysteries, and dangers. The trouble is, the sense of danger is lost because of what I call "Invincible Ship Syndrome". The Starship Enterprise (or Deep Space 9 or Voyager) cannot be destroyed or else the show is over. Yes, all these ships and the station have been destroyed within episodes but never permanently. Their destruction is used to create tension in the episode but we as the audience know that there really is no danger in the end making such episodes kind of pointless. [It's like kids in horror movies. Unless you're Stephen King, they're never in danger making it aggravating for them to even be in the film]. Plus the main crew is never in any danger either leaving the vast majority of the fatalities to anonymous crew members. But there's a way around this.

      Star Trek should experiment with a Twilight Zone format.

      What do I mean by this? The Twilight Zone told more-or-less random stories weekly using a different cast every week. Now, it wouldn't have to be precisely this. There could be a Starship Enterprise which could have a recurring role but the majority of episodes would feature random ships, stations, outposts, Starfleet headquarters, etc. and their crews and the things that happen to them. The advantage of this format is that the Enterprise needn't be everywhere or be involved in everything that happens to the Federation. It carries the additional story-telling advantage of part or all of the crew needn't survive every episode and that each episode needn't end happily (or have the problem resolved). Stories could be told from alien perspectives too. You could even do two-parters, the second part involving a recurring ship (say the Enterprise) in which the first part ends disastrously or with a cliff-hanger and the second part yields resolution. Without the Invincible Ship Syndrome (or the related Invincible Main Cast Syndrome), it opens up story possibilities that could not exist in the standard format.

      I really think it's something they ought to try especially seeing as how Star Trek has never really been a coherent show. It's always been episodic in nature. Deep Space 9 tried bucking this trend and I will admit that its last several episodes, all of which were more-or-less continuations, were immense fun to watch. Star Trek, unlike Babylon 5, is plagued with inconsistencies on account of multiple writers in addition to it not being a series with a definite destination (and even Voyager which ostensibly was about their journey home was filled with distractions along the way) so I really think they would benefit from having ever-changing casts each week.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

WHERE OPTIMISM AND PESSIMISM COLLIDE...

      A magazine I read has been doing a continuing series on the Presidential Dollars the US Mint has been releasing steadily, four Presidents a year, since 2007. The next issue will be for Andrew Johnson, the 17th President of the United States (1865-1869). Each article offers a condensed story of the life of the President with a focus on his White House years. But the thing that catches me is how each article starts the same way with the following prologue:

(This is the nth in a series of articles about U.S. presidents. A different president will be profiled each time the United States Mint issues a coin in his honor -- or eventually, perhaps, in her honor -- as part of its series of presidential dollar coins.)

      What gets me is the "in her honor" part. Now what I want you to understand is that this is not a pretext for misogyny but rather a pointing out of what exactly would have to happen in order for one of these coins to depict a female President. These articles started when the 2008 Presidential race was on. Since at the time, Hillary Clinton could have been elected President, I imagine this is why such language was included (as well as to offer hope in the inevitability of a future female President).

      You see, one of the stipulations of the law which brought this questionable series into being was that the President honored/depicted on the coin would have to be dead at least two years before his coin's issuance. This means the program will likely end with Ronald Reagan in 2016 barring some tragedy which would take out any Presidents who succeeded him. If Jimmy Carter does not pass away before the end of 2014, he will be skipped over (though honestly I can't imagine an amendment to this law not being passed in the event of his dying in 2015 or 2016 even) and the only one thus skipped over. So now do you see where this is going?

       Sake of argument, Barack Obama becomes a one-term President and our next President is a woman. She will assume office in 2013 which would mean that she would have to die less than halfway through her first term in order for a coin to be issued "in her honor". Hell, if Hillary Clinton had taken the Presidency in 2009, something horrible would still have to befall her in order to get a Presidential Dollar issued "in her honor". So even in 2007 when this series of articles started, pointing out the possibility of a female President being depicted on one of these coins already implied tragedy.

      Seriously COINage Magazine, drop the verbiage...

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

NEWISH CENTS BUT FIRST A DIVERSION...

      2010 saw the release of a new permanent reverse design for the Lincoln Cent. It's a bit of a shame, I think, that the Lincoln cent has persisted now for 102 years of production; but then, I can't help but think the only reason we still have cents in commerce is because Lincoln is portrayed on them. A commission back in 1963 (when a cent had the purchasing power of 7¢ today) recommended the abolition of the coin as it was suffering from a high attrition rate suggesting it was no longer being used regularly by the public.

      This bears out over time. The commission found that cents were being issued and used effectively only once. That is, the cashier would pay them out and then the consumer would not use them afterward, keeping them in jars (let's say) before later aggregating them and exchanging them at the bank (or at CoinStar machines today). They reasoned that it wasn't worth producing the coin now that this is what they had become. (By contrast a cent in 1909, when the Lincoln cent debuted, had the purchasing power of 25¢ today which you could also take to mean that the quarter is now our "penny").

       Evidence of this lack of use comes by me all the time. I work with money so I see hundreds of coins of each denomination every week. Cents generally show little wear at all after 1964 and even then I have never seen a worn out Memorial Cent (1959-2008) despite the fact that its oldest coins are now over fifty years old. By contrast I have seen many worn out Wheat Cents (1909-1958) from dates prior to 1934. The years after saw increased production and I'm assuming saving prompted by the changeover to the Memorial reverse so it's harder to gauge them. It's sad to see all these coins basically go unused but as a collector I'm glad they still are as they have provided the oldest coins I've ever found from circulation (three Indian Head Cents dated 1906, 1900, and 1895 respectively). It sucks that inflation is so insidious. It has taken its toll on our coins.

      The nickel, like the cent, suffers from a lack of use but it didn't become apparent until later. From the coins I see, it appears that regular circulation of nickels ended around the same time. Usually dates from 1971 on don't show much evidence of circulation despite coins that age being almost forty years old. Since the Jefferson design remained unchanged from 1938-2003, and since those early dated ones can still be found, you can see when circulation wear stopped accumulating with regularity. Coins from the late 1930s and 1940s all show significant wear and ones from the 1950s show modest wear but I've never seen a Jefferson nickel worn to a slick. Nickels last about forty years in constant circulation and that would put 1938 at 1978 which is already past the time they stopped being used with regularity. The few Buffalo nickels I've seen tended to be worn nearly flat.

       The fate of the dime took a bit longer. While I have a vague memory of a 5¢ gum ball machine in ShopRite in the early 1980s, I remember 10¢ machines up until the mid-1990s. Based on circulation wear, I would say dimes stopped circulating regularly in 1982. Nowadays, they easily rest in jars until exchanged. Dimes, however, are less fun to collect because they lost their silver content in 1964 meaning that the oldest coins you are likely to find are dated 1965. Yes, a silver dime will show up rarely but they are effectively "extinct in the wild".

       Quarters are supposedly still the workhorse denomination of our coins. And while vending machines still happily take them, I think their days in circulation have also ended. The Statehood Quarters were introduced in 1999 and the program ended with the U.S. Territories in 2009. I still see the oldest ones in circulation and after ten years, the 1999 ones show little, if any, wear on them. Quarters, like dimes and nickels, have about a forty year circulation lifetime and like the nickels, I have never seen a worn-out quarter (or dime for that matter). The cupro-nickel clad coins introduced in 1965 never got to circulate regularly long enough for this to happen. Based on what I see at work, it appears quarters lost their ability to circulate around 1989. Even the last eagle reverse ones from the mid-1990s show virtually no signs of wear despite having been around and rejected over the favored new statehood releases for the past fifteen years or so. Coins that should be Fine/Very Fine or so by now are still Extremely Fine or better.

      Half Dollars and Dollar coins don't circulate except anomalously so they can't even be figured into this ramble.

      Even though it would hurt me as a collector (I only need four more dates to have every year of the Lincoln cent represented and only five more dates and mintmarks to have every Jefferson nickel ever issued), it does seem that if we must accept this inflation [I seriously don't know why it can't be halted and reversed so that these coins can get their value back], then it is time to eliminate the cent, nickel, and dime. And based on the purchasing power of money in 1913 (the earliest the CPI calculators go), we should also abolish the $1, $2, $5, and $10 bills and replace them with coins since the $1 of 1913 had the purchasing power of about $25 today. Five and ten dollar coins would circulate whereas nickels and dimes do not. A large wonton soup container full of cents, nickels, and dimes amounts to about $50. That's a significant sum, but it takes a lot of inconvenient coins to reach that amount but it would only take five to ten $5 and $10 coins to equal the same amount. That same container full of $1, $5, and $10 coins would be like $5000. No one could afford to do that so they'd be spent instead...doing what coins are supposed to be doing which is circulate. I don't see that happening though.

      Back to the 2010 cent. I've had a year to digest its design. It looks like this to those who haven't seen it yet:
It's a simple, uncluttered design of a Union Shield (intended to represent Lincoln's preservation of the Union) with E PLURIBUS UNUM incused in what would be the blue part of the shield and a ribbon with a raised ONE CENT over what would be the red and white stripes. The designer's and engraver's initials are too prominent in my opinion. They should've been incorporated into the design. The circular folds in the ONE CENT banner would work more appropriately. My real issue with the design is actually the vertical stripes in that there's insufficient differentiation between them. In the past the "red" stripes would be indicated by incused parallel striping and leaving the "white" stripes plain. If the mint didn't want to use the traditional striping, roughing (or granulating) the surface would also work.

      But really, that's it. I like that the denomination is still spelled out. In early proposed designs, was shown. I'm glad the mint still favors literacy although it fails mightily with the new Presidential Dollars (and current Sacagawea Dollars) showing $1 on the coin which makes it look cheap in my opinion. [Now if only we could get our WALK/DON'T WALK signs back] ONE DOLLAR is more dignified. The only numerical denomination I ever accepted was 2½ DOLLARS because the coin was dime-sized leaving insufficient space to write it out. I'm also glad the denomination was raised on the banner rather than incused. I'm surprised no one has complained saying that the statement of value would wear off in time. It would, if the coin circulated; but since it doesn't, it's not an issue. I'm not even sure modern cents can wear down. The layer of copper is microscopically thin and once it's gone, the zinc core, which deteriorates rapidly, gets exposed. I'm carrying one of these new cents in my pocket every day. If it doesn't corrode from wear, I'll post what a circulated Shield Cent looks like in the coming years.

      Another important change on the new cents was the restoration of Lincoln's portrait on the obverse. The design was restored back in 1969 and as before was allowed to deteriorate into a simplified portrait over time (which may not be coincidentally related to the loss of the position of Chief Engraver back in 1992). This has plagued all our modern coins. Check out a well-preserved nickel, dime, and quarter from prior to 1977 and compare it to one made in the mid-1990s or later. The portraits all got "spaghetti hair" and became considerably flattened. Originally they had this sculpted look and feel. They had both life and depth to them. But by the 1990s, they had become cartoony-looking and were only minimally raised from the coin's surface (this can be seen easily on half dollars. Compare one from 1971 to one made in 1988 to one made in 2000 or later). While the Lincoln design still seems flat, the life has been restored to it and it's wonderful to behold. [The new National Park Quarters have a restored Washington portrait as well which looks better than before but could use more depth as its flatness hides subtleties in the design]
The hair is where the restoration is most evident
      So while I wish the perceived problem with the striping on the shield would be addressed in the 2011 issue, I'm happy overall with this new design. Though this will likely be the last incarnation of any cent produced by the United States, I wish it many years of production despite its near worthlessness in commerce.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT, part XVII



"If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul

Good luck getting this earworm out of your head. A CBS-FM classic I can remember hearing in the car riding with Dad. I guess we're all doomed as men for no matter how many comment threads I read regarding this song, there's a general agreement as to this song's veracity and yet, we all want the hot wife, don't we? Hell, I'm sure Dad and I made fun of Best Friend behind her back when this song came on at least once. My excuse, however, is that I already know how to cook :-)

Friday, February 4, 2011

LINE OF THE DAY, part VIII


Americans have long been driven by two deep longings. The first is to be left alone. The second is to tell other people what to do. On most moral issues—abortion, porn, video games, alcohol, tobacco, guns—the easiest way out is to inflict our piety on minors. All the righteous satisfaction, none of the libertarian backlash. Great taste, less filling.

I've gotta start reading the comment threads on other sites before Gawker takes up this entire theme :-)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

SWM SEEKS COLORADO BASED DEAD PRESIDENTS

     The race is on for the first 2011-dated coin I will find this year. 2010 started as usual with the Lincoln Cent on April 22 and the other denominations soon followed. Production was considerably higher than the previous year (with the exception of quarter dollars) so the regular circulating coins showed up more aggressively in my change than they did in 2009. I'm only waiting on a few quarters and I'll've gotten them all.

      However, I'm still waiting on some 2009-dated coins...in 2011. I don't take this as a bad thing. I'm glad that I'm not finished yet. It makes roll-searching fun. I think collectors have forgotten this joy.

     When reading on various websites, you get a lot of entitled-sounding comments about collectors angry that their bank isn't providing them with new coins (not their job assholes: their job is to provide the denominations, not specifically-dated ones). Some would even blame the mint for not making them available to the public like that's their job (not their job either: their job is to provide coins as needed for commerce. No demand, no production. It is that simple). There was also considerable uproar that no 2009-dated proof Silver Eagles were made when again, that's not why those silver "dollars" were authorized back in 1986. I don't collect them, but I think the "missing proof" adds character to the set much like coins in previous years might not get produced by every mint every year. It'll also add a natural dividing line to the set as it inevitably grows from 2010 onward. I'd hate to see today's collectors back then. The fact that this "outrage" succeeding in getting the law amended to guarantee proofs for collectors really pissed me off. We cherish the rare coins of yesteryear (e.g. 1916 Standing Liberty quarter: 52,000 made...worth thousands of dollars if you have one in any condition). I can only imagine today's collectors would be outraged that so few had been made instead of being eager to acquire one based on the way they were annoyed that the various Lincoln Bicentennial Cents were only reaching selected areas in the country. I hate modern collectors: a bunch of entitled crybabies. Look at silver coin production in the 1880s when a flood of silver coins returned to the country after the paper dollar and gold dollar achieved parity in 1878, almost nineteen years after the Civil War started, a war whose cost not only upset the balance but whose uncertain times were the cause of those coins being exported for safe-keeping in the first place. Dime production returned to normal fairly quickly but the mint only made nominal mintages for quarters and half dollars for a long time afterward (and by nominal, I mean a few thousand when production in the low millions beforehand was common). In fact half dollars didn't return to normal until 1891. Imagine today's Me!-Me!-Me! short-sighted collectors learning about that!

     Anyways...

     Previous years most of the coins and mintmarks could be found by June (the quarters being the only exception as the designs for each state were released at specific points throughout the year but I would still usually have both the Philadelphia and Denver versions within six months of release...sometimes sooner). I'm glad it hasn't become quickly boring.

      My only holdouts are the 2009-D dime and the Denver quarters for Puerto Rico, American Samoa, and the Northern Marianas Islands. I've only recently gotten the Type II "rail splitter" and Type IV "presidency" Denver cents. 2009-dated cents, dimes, and quarters show up once-in-a-while but 2009 nickels are essentially absent. I wonder where they were released? They haven't yet made their way to me. I've seen exactly three 2009 nickels so far (four if you count the proof set I got for Christmas). I got a 2009-P and 2009-D nickel from customers and I found another 2009-P nickel on the floor while cleaning. I have yet to see one turn up in a nickel roll. I know they'll never have value in anything less than MS-60, but I feel compelled to keep each one I will find. I wonder if I'll manage to get both the 2011-P&D dimes before I find a 2009-D one? That'd be cool. Yes, I have low expectations for my life :-)
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      I wish they'd add a little more sculptural depth to our current coin designs. Jefferson's eyes on the 2006-present series and all the eyes on the Presidential dollars look creepy. They get eerily illuminated in any amount of light.

      2009 had the lowest production for circulating coins in over forty years. There will be no rarities from this production although there might be some condition rarities if the mint didn't insist on releasing Mint Sets every year guaranteeing uncirculated coins for collectors. Look at the prices for 1982 and 1983 quarters where a combination of no Mint Sets and collector ennui led to few of those overproduced coins being saved. Bet you wish you had an uncirculated roll or two lying around! I don't like Mint Sets, they're like cheating and plus they get released too early which is why the 1999 Mint and Proof Sets don't have the Susan B. Anthony dollar in them which was unexpectedly produced that year for the first time since 1981. They should be released the year after to cover for such possibilities. I'll admit I have a soft spot for the 1999 SBA dollar: it just may be the only mini-dollar ever wanted by commerce.

      It's also amazing that the mint could not produce fewer than a billion cents per mint despite this being one of the worst years for coin production since the 1950s (1.1 Billion for Philadelphia and 1.2 Billion for Denver). But whatever, it does make searching for 2009-dated coins something that collectors both now and in the future will enjoy. It'll be that likely hole in their Whitman folders which they will be ecstatic to fill. I eagerly go through any roll I open hoping to find one of the 2009 coins I need to fill in the holes in my Whitman board although I hate that I attach joy to finding a coin whose date coincides with the same year my father died...

ADDENDUM: My 2011 virginity was taken by the Lincoln Cent on February 24, 2011 which is earlier than has been usual for the past few years leading me to suspect that our area had received a shipment of new cents. My suspicions were confirmed today on the 28th when I received two rolls of 2011 cents at work. The coin wrapping machines must handle them roughly as all of them have scratches on the high points of the design.

LINE OF THE DAY, part VII

      A random comment from this article on Gawker.com by ParahSalin made me laugh out loud alone in my apartment...just like a crazy person.

I'm just hoping children won't be forced in to getting any more vaccines before they attend school. Why should the government force them to not die young from Rubella? They should have the right to water the tree of liberty with the blood from their tiny little measle wracked bodies. It's what the Founding Fathers would have wanted!

I love the commenters on this site. A bunch of funny assholes.