My coworker commented the other night that she must have killed someone in a past life in order to explain her luck and predicaments in this life.
I replied that I must've organized the massacre of a village to explain mine. Not leaving well enough alone, as well as the laugh I got from my friends, I added that I probably had the pregnant women of that village brought forth and ordered my men to cut the babies from their wombs and shown to their respective mothers before having them [the mothers] decapitated.
It got quiet for a moment; a silence I broke with me saying, "I make statements like that and wonder why girls don't want to talk to me."
I swear I'm harmless, haha.
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