Saturday, October 2, 2010

MY CHARMED, ALBEIT BORING, LIFE...

THE RULES:

1. You can only answer "yes" or "no."

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Even then, you are allowed to refrain from answering if necessary.

3. It's harder than it looks, but NO explanations! Just don't!

4. You must populate this rules section with "rules" that are either not a rule, or a restatement of the previous rule.



* Kissed any one of your online friends? Yes
* Been arrested? No
* Kissed someone you didn't like? No
* Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
* Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
* Ran a red light? Yes
* Been suspended from school? No
* Experienced love at first sight? Yes
* Totaled your car in an accident? No
* Been fired from a job? No
* Fired somebody? No
* Sang karaoke? No
* Pointed a gun at someone? Yes
* Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
* Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
* Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
* Kissed in the rain? No
* Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes
* Seen someone die? No
* Played spin-the-bottle? No
* Sang in the shower? No
* Smoked a cigar? No
* Sat on a rooftop? Yes
* Taken pictures of yourself naked? No
* Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
* Skipped school? Yes
* Eaten a bug? Yes
* Sleepwalked? No
* Walked a moonlit beach? No
* Ridden a motorcycle? No
* Dumped someone? No
* Forgotten your anniversary? No
* Lied to avoid a ticket? No
* Ridden on a helicopter? No
* Shaved your head? No
* Blacked out from drinking? No
* Played a prank on someone? Yes
* Hit a home run? No
* Felt like killing someone? Yes
* Cross-dressed? No
* Been falling-down drunk? No
* Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
* Eaten snake? No
* Marched/Protested? No
* Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
* Puked on amusement ride? No
* Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No
* Been in a band? No
* Knitted? No
* Been on TV? Yes
* Shot a gun? Yes
* Skinny-dipped? Yes
* Caused someone to need stitches? No
* Ridden a surfboard? No
* Drank straight from a liquor bottle? No
* Had surgery? Yes
* Streaked? No
* Taken by ambulance to hospital? No
* Passed out when not drinking? No
* Peed on a bush? Yes
* Donated Blood? No
* Grabbed an electric fence? No
* Eaten alligator meat? No
* Sent food back at a restaurant? No
* Eaten cheesecake? No
* Eaten kids' Halloween candy? Yes
* Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes
* Peed your pants in public? No
* Written graffiti? Yes
* Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
* Think about the future? Yes
* Been in handcuffs? No
* Believe in love? Yes
* Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
* Been in a straitjacket? No
* Confronted a fear, only to have it become something you would then love? No
* Convinced yourself that someone was not who you thought they were, then been sorry about it? No
* Have procrastinated on something you shouldn't? Yes
* Seriously wished someone harm? Yes
* Wondered why people fill in these things when the questions they ask are often so obviously written by someone with very little to at best limited life experience? No
* Kissed on a Ferris wheel? No
* Driven a car faster than 100mph? No
* Punched someone with the specific intent of hurting that person? No

(originally posted to That Other Journal on October 2, 2010)

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