Wednesday, December 3, 2008

LOOKING FOR A PUNCHLINE...

A student in a veterinary class asked this question. I'm sure it was sincere and all, but I couldn't help but read it as the start of a riddle or bad joke. It's in want of a punchline and I want to know if any of my friends here are capable of coming up with one. Good luck!

Q. How do you know when a dog or cat has a fever?

A. ???


So, I don't know. How can you tell when a dog or a cat has a fever?

Some examples to help you out would be:

Q. What kind of clothing do dogs like best?
A. Pants

Q. What is a cat's favorite thing to listen to?
A. Mew-sic or Purr-cussion


Anything that elicits a groan is perfect :-)

(originally posted to That Other Journal on December 3, 2008)

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