FUN WITH THESAURUS

      Have you ever come across a girl so pretty it almost makes you angry? Not angry in the sense of you want her and can't have her kind of way; but rather, angry because it feels as though an injustice has occurred.

      It's like this girl is so pretty that in order for her to exist in this form, a hundred others had to be born ugly in a gesture of compensation by the universe. She's so pretty that standard adverbs like "very" and "extremely" are too imprecise to convey your reaction from the look you've been afforded. She's so unprecedentedly pretty that she upsets the curve set by your previous infatuations. She's so unbelievably pretty that you feel practically compelled to crush on her simply because you don't know any better...like it would be disrespectful not to. A girl so disturbingly pretty that she will diminish us all upon leaving this world. A girl so portentously pretty that she must surely be the answer to an age-old profundity. A girl whose indelible face clearly has an output in the high 900+ milliHelens range.

ridiculously pretty

      A girl so frustratingly pretty that you cannot help but run an entry of grandiloquent expressions in an online blog about the subject into the ground... :-)