THOUGHTS I NORMALLY KEEP IN MY HEAD, part X

      At work last night, we were wondering why earth tones look better on guys and bright and cheery colors look better on girls. I suggested that maybe it's related to sexual dimorphism in animals where the male is brightly colored and the female blends in, but in reverse.

      The males need to be covered/dressed in earth tones in order to hunt effectively and blend in to the scenery to protect their camp from intruders. The male shows his prowess with the females by having them dress in bright and very visible colors. These arrogant displays act as proof to other females how capable a man he is.

"Look how visibly my women can dress and still go unharmed! With me you will always be safe and fed!"